Help!

I'm in a major stump right now. MAJOR.
I have no clue what to read, I need me some books too. I've only been able to re-read the books that are currently residing in my room. Which is probably up to 6,000. But none the less, I need some new books to read. A new author - anything!
I've been stuck on Nora Roberts/J.D. Robb, but I'm just about read all I can read from the same author. I think I'll start reading J.A. Jance again if I can't come up with something soon.
I like romance books, but not that chessy stuff with the buff dude and naked lady on the front. I want porn i'll ask for it, jeez. Books with both suspense, romance, and murder are my love child. Books about otherworldly things are awesome too - like werewolves, vampires, and what not.
So if anyone knows a good author - PLEASE - hit me up.